drbrucebananer:

ask-ooc-jack:

atokniiro:

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP

r u saying butts aren’t deep tho cuz let me tell u

goddamnbatfam:

totalspiffage:

totalspiffage:

Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

Happy fucking holidays.

So I’m bringing this back for the holidays.

love how cheerful the singer is that just makes the whole thing 198% better

mochi-c:

Nobody hurts my friends, man. I’ll destroy ‘em.

ask-hiccup-and-jack:

prussiass:

previouslysane:

wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds

im not evne fucking joking

I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years 

and will keep on laughing at it

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

babyyouasong:

your tags are supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh